My Top 3 Birthday Spoils for Every Budget
Any good simp or servant will likely be aware that the most important day of the year is fast approaching - My birthday.
The hallowed anniversary of My birth falls on March 8th, which the properly educated will know is also International Women’s Day. How fitting!
As such, I’ve generously decided to put together a guide for prospective gift-givers to peruse, to allow you to plan, save, budget, and guarantee My pleasure in celebration of My special day. Even more generously, I’ve created three tiers, so that good boys, girls, and toys of all budgets have the opportunity to please…no excuses. Do note that everything is listed by price in descending order, and not necessarily in order of desirability; feel free to follow your heart when making your choice, or ask Me personally if you’re having trouble deciding.
As wishlist sites have shown themselves to be questionable in terms of reliability, I ask that you instead purchase a gift card (linked below each item) of the appropriate amount in My name to be sent to miss.arelia.xo@gmail.com. As much as I enjoy gifts being sent to My doorstep, I enjoy ensuring said gifts actually reach Me, and so this is the best option.
Read on, and Happy (early) Birthday to Me.
(all prices are listed in USD)
Tier 1: Absolute Devotion ($450+)
Valentino Garavani Patent Leather Platform Pumps - $1,276.91
Have you ever seen a pair of shoes so obviously created just for Me? My long legs made even longer by these dangerously towering platforms, the delicate strap fastened around My ankle, the thick heel just begging to be stuffed in the mouth of an eager submissive…maybe you’ll even catch a glimpse of your reflection in the shiny patent leather as you bow down to kiss them. Delicious.
Unfortunately, Valentino does not offer gift cards. Please send a tribute of the appropriate amount and put a shoe emoji in the notes, or else we can negotiate Me using your card information to complete the purchase.
2. Edge O’Beyond Olivia Set - $512.65
My plush tits spilling over the silken quarter cup, the delicate embroidery skimming My lush curves…the mental image is almost too much, isn’t it? As a lingerie enthusiast keen on building a curated collection of beautiful, unique pieces - primarily for My own joy and satisfaction, though the added ammo against the fragile minds of eager simps is an added bonus - Edge O’ Beyond is a favourite lingerie brand of Mine; it’s one of the first luxury lingerie shops I purchased from, in fact! Ethically made in the UK, Black-owned, and oh-so-gorgeous. An obvious need.
3. Tisja Damen Poetica Body in Azure - $488.38
A longstanding item on My lingerie wishlist, the exquisite embroidery and gorgeous, deep ocean blue colouring will mark Me further as the Queen I am. Tisja Damen’s elegant, flowing designs are among My favourites in the lingerie world, and I can only imagine how the high cut and dainty strapping will compliment My soft frame. The thought alone must be enough to break your little brain!
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Tier 2: Dedicated Disciple ($100-$450)
Reformation Oda Velvet Dress - $359.69
Every birthday girl needs a birthday dress, and I have My eye on this lovely wine red velvet number. The gathered bust is sure to accentuate My ample cleavage, while the ruffled hem will glide across My legs so teasingly. I’m picturing matching red lips, soft curls, and elegant heels dangling from My toes.
2. Silk Peony & Butterfly Kimono Robe - $313.78
Designed in San Fransisco and handcrafted in China’s Silk Village, Kim + Ono’s exquisite, modern-traditional garments are fit for a Queen. This washable silk robe will keep Me luxuriously covered in the warmer months…just imagine My freshly washed, freshly moisturized leg peeking out of the silky folds.
3. Merino Wool Unwind Cardigan - $172.46
In case you haven’t heard, Canada gets very chilly in the winter, and even into early-mid spring. Even Goddesses are susceptible to the elements, and what sort of servant would you be if you didn’t protect the One you serve from the cold? This merino wool cardigan will help keep Me warm, cozy, and comfortable.
Tier 3: Service for Shallower Pockets (under $100)
Bettie Page Doris Peach Set - $82.62
While it’s true that My taste in lingerie tends to sway towards the luxurious, I must make an exception for this adorable set by retro-pinup label Bettie Page. I am such a sucker for eyelash lace, and the heart detail covertly concealing the prize beneath? So adorable, I could scream! Not to mention, the cupless bra would really frame My tits like the work of art they are. The aesthetic of a vintage Woman of leisure is one I can’t refuse.
2. UFO Bread Lame - $35.10
Those unfamiliar with bread baking are probably looking at this little gadget with total confusion. It is, in fact, a device to score bread before baking, assisting in the creation of intricate, Instagram-worthy designs. As findom Twitter’s resident Bakeress, I deserve the best tools with which to craft My tasty treats - making My toys drool in more ways than one brings such satisfaction!
3. Apotheke Attaboy Penicillin Candle - $34.77
Those who’ve followed for a while may know of My fondness for scented candles. Small batch company Apotheke is one of My favourite candle brands, and this cocktail-inspired blend including bergamot, bitter orange, bourbon, smoked woods and more sounds deliciously comforting - perfect for curating a cozy vibe for My home. As a gift, I’d always be reminded of the one who had the privilege of giving it.
There you have it, darlings. I’d recommend you don’t draw out your deliberation, lest the gift you wanted to send be snatched up by another eager disciple. It’s never too early to start celebrating Me.
You’re welcome.
As a postscript, should you wish to contribute but are unable to buy a full item, partial gift cards are always welcome.